House of sick

Octonauts has been on all day. We haven’t left the house. The toddler is still in his pyjamas (it’s nearly 4 o clock) and the medicine cabinet is a mess after every baby medicine and teething remedy have been pulled out.   I’m bored as fuck and the only thing getting me through is the night … More House of sick

Hell hath no fury than a toddler with a broken whale

   Sitting at the side of the pool feeding the baby, the husband has just emerged with a crying Atticus.  Me: ‘what’s happened?’ (Surely he must have lost a toe such is his angst) Daddy: ‘we think bubble might be broken, he keeps going down’ I look at the deflated, sorry excuse for an inflatable … More Hell hath no fury than a toddler with a broken whale

5 times today when my toddler lost his shit

Ah age 2. Definitely my favourite age so far… *guffaws loudly* Ok there are some brilliant things about this age but holy hell there are some amazingly infuriating, hair-pulling moments. I’m surprised there are not more parents of two year olds addicted to alcohol or crystal meth (right now I survive with Oreos and tea, … More 5 times today when my toddler lost his shit