I’ve written about soft play before and my love/hate (ok mostly hate) relationship with this place. And yet I find myself here for the second day in a row. What has happened to lead to this delightful turn of events I hear you ask? Well mainly, the toddler has aged a bit. I no … More The joys of soft play part two.
Octonauts has been on all day. We haven’t left the house. The toddler is still in his pyjamas (it’s nearly 4 o clock) and the medicine cabinet is a mess after every baby medicine and teething remedy have been pulled out. I’m bored as fuck and the only thing getting me through is the night … More House of sick
1) My children have out-poohed themselves. It’s midday and I’ve changed no less than 7 pooey nappies. I’m fearful of what the toddler might have been eating behind my back (and feeding to his sister…) 2) I rewarded the toddler for telling me he was about to do a poo with a biscuit. This is … More 6 Friday parenting truths
Am I the only one who hates soft play? Why are all these other parents so chirpy? How are they managing to tune out the third time through of Bala-fucking-mory? So. Many. Questions. Ok today I haven’t got it too rough, the husband is chasing the toddler round while I sit in a corner with … More Hell on earth Aka soft play
Sitting at the side of the pool feeding the baby, the husband has just emerged with a crying Atticus. Me: ‘what’s happened?’ (Surely he must have lost a toe such is his angst) Daddy: ‘we think bubble might be broken, he keeps going down’ I look at the deflated, sorry excuse for an inflatable … More Hell hath no fury than a toddler with a broken whale
Ah age 2. Definitely my favourite age so far… *guffaws loudly* Ok there are some brilliant things about this age but holy hell there are some amazingly infuriating, hair-pulling moments. I’m surprised there are not more parents of two year olds addicted to alcohol or crystal meth (right now I survive with Oreos and tea, … More 5 times today when my toddler lost his shit
Almost two years ago our little boy Atticus was born, and changed our lives forever. We then decided that life wasn’t nearly chaotic enough, and that adding another small child into the mix would be a good idea… And here we are now, Monday 20th July 2015. Almost three months on from the birth of … More Let me introduce us…